Does House Hunters for Broke Ass Geek Girls Exist?

As a 27 year old single mother of one who lives at home with her parents, the majority of my free internet time is spent perusing apartments, houses, duplexes etc etc etc..

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I’m also a BROKE ASS 27 year old single mother which explains why I live with my parents. Adult life sucks sometimes.

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The biggest thing I’ve noticed while home hunting.. is that money doesn’t go very far – you DO NOT get what you pay for sometimes. If someone could explain to me why a 900 sq. foot apartment is $1300 a month, that would be greatly appreciated (I should also probably preface this with the fact that I’ve worked in the property management industry for 6 years.)

But none of that is the point.

The point is..

WHERE THE HELL AM I GOING TO PUT ALL OF THE CRAP I CAN’T LIVE WITHOUT IN 900 SQUARE FEET?!

Like.. How am I going to make this awesome Lego Quidditch Aquarium?

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And I definitely won’t be fitting this killer Tardis bookshelf anywhere.. (click the link below for the DIY!)

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Our Nerd Home – Tardis Bookshelf DIY

How is my cat going to sleep in this Mario Bros themed bed?

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With 900 sq ft.. I’d have to put this life size Dean Winchester in my closet… Oh wait.. Its the size of a shoe box..

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How am I going to hang these amazing minimalist Avengers posters on my wall…

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AND this Hogwarts mural…  No way Im going to have enough wall space.

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How is my kid going to sleep in this AT-AT bed? Ain’t no way that SOB is fitting in that bedroom..

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I’ll need somewhere for this too… Iron Throne Bean Bag DIY – Nerd by Night

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So… Either someone needs to send me a CONSIDERABLE amount of money.. Or I’ll have to settle for some more subtle ways to decorate..

Wish me luck!

Also, prayers would be good.

-Cait

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